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Cigarettes And Tampons

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Posted by: Joeychgo

CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The
sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that
he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down
the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of
cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused,
"Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife? He
answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the
store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of
tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much
cheaper

So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.
( I figure this is the missing guy on the milk carton! )

Posted by: Conti94

HAHAHAHAH

Posted by: pepperman

Posted by: 1wykdmk8

Posted by: mespock

Sure it wasn't Bryan!

Posted by: bigdog1279

thats funny LOL

Posted by: Stephan

Excellent!!!

Posted by: pepperman

If it was Bryan he would be in the dog house.